It’s been a while since I guffawed loudly on the bus while reading SCMP. This morning it happened twice, TWO LAUGHS from me before Mid-day, a hitherto unheard of event.
The first was the main headline: “Cardinal Slams ‘brainwashing’ schools plan.” I assume good ol’ Cardinal Zen, can’t see the irony as no doubt he was brainwashed at a young age, hence his adherence to a strange obscenely rich sect, led by a strange German, based in the Vatican City. Lets be clear here, Zen does not want anything to interfere with his own system of brainwashing in Catholic schools. Catholic education is designed to remove freedom of choice when it comes to religion, and at the same time is expanding in poor countries as poor people are more likely to believe in their promise of an everlasting heaven as they suffer their hell on earth.
Lets not go into the whole predatory priest thing, it’s been done already, but I’ve mentioned before that church’s obscene opposition to condoms which can mitigate poverty in these poor countries, not to mention HIV.
The second guffaw, related to the story: “Philippines rejects US envoy’s sex tourism claim. ” The US Ambassador said last week that 40% of men visiting the Philippines were sex tourists, hardly worth a chuckle, but the retort from New Tourism Chief, Ramon Jiminez, had me rolling on the floor. Mr Jiminez took issue with the diplomat and pointed to data from immigration and passenger exit surveys that showed NO TOURISTS admitting to having sex holidays: “Instead, responses showed visitors indulging in Shopping, sightseeing and visiting friends and relatives.” Now I might be wrong here, but I don’t think the Philippines immigration form has a Sex Tourist option under reason for visiting, I could be wrong, maybe I just never noticed it before, but even if it was there, do they seriously believe that anyone would choose that option? Surely he is joking, or dumb, or both.
A final point does spring to mind, more irony in fact. It’s a bit rich for the American Ambassador to opine from the high ground, when in fact the USA was instrumental in creating the demand for sex around their Military bases in the Philippines, not to mention supporting Marcos as he and his cronies impoverished the country, and as we know poverty forces women into tough choices and prostitution is one of those choices. So Ambassador, STFU!

Juxtaposition is a nice word
It’s a nice word! Roughly means the placement of two contrasting items or concepts near each other At least I think that’s what it means and I can’t be bothered checking or I may have to change the headline.
In yesterdays SCMP I noticed a few items that fit the criteria and had me chuckling. The item that caught my attention was a small side bar on page A9 with the headline: “British Minister backs bigger role for Religion.” Here is the small item: “Europe is threatened by a wave of ‘militant secularism’, and religion should play a bigger role in public life, a British Cabinet minister said. Sayeeda Warsi, a Muslim, said: “Europe should become more confident and more comfortable in it’s Christianity…Militant secularists have the same intolerant instincts as authoritarian regimes.” Pish, twaddle, crap, bullshit and possibly agenda setting for some militant muslim shite. But I won’t rip her apart here, she’s made it too easy for me, not least by going to meet the ex-Hitler youth member and protector of pedophiles at the Vatican.
In fact the SCMP did my job for me.
On the same page, leading article: “Bombings hint at tit-for-tat response.” Story? Attacks on Israeli Scientists by Iranians, cause of dispute, Jew Vs Shia Muslim hate. Root? Religion! The story underneath headlined: ” US warships transit Hormuz strait.” The headline explains the story really, but why is it a story? Tensions between an Evangelical Christian country and again, Shia Muslims, Iran. Religion again! Still on the same page. “We won’t protect Assad Says Wen.” This story refers to the ongoing strife in Syria. At the root of the strife, beneath the layers of confusion is really Islam’s version of Catholic vs Protestant strife, namely Shia Vs Sunni. Oh, religion again!
All that on just one page!
So where is the evidence for this militant secular intolerance woman? Where in the world is there currently religionists being persecuted by militant secularists?
The only militancy secularists and atheists practice is in open debate. Why? Because we want to free those that have been indoctrinated by dogma and coerced into believing myth is fact. We want to free them to be free thinkers and free the world of religious inspired hatred.
So in my humble opinion, we need less, much less religion in public life, not more and we would quickly see less trouble in all areas of the world.
NB: Found this interesting fact yesterday, the oldest tree in the world is 9000 years old, where does that leave creationists?
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