About McPherson's Rant

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McPherson’s Rant is an old Scots Folk Song about a Robin Hood Type Character who was hanged.

There is no connection, unless you count the “rant” part.  The world’s a strange place and sometimes a “rant” at absurdity and unfairness is just what’s required.

Here you can expect to find examples of stupidity, irony and idiocy , especially relating to Hong Kong, and with particular attention to the SCMP, and its’ letters page. A common problem with many blogs is their failure to find something new to say, I find the SCMP, and it’s letters page, provides plenty of ammunition on a daily basis and will reference them frequently. If you have your own letter not getting published, put it on our comments section.

 

 

 

China’s Great Legal System

Ok this is a cheat, and I concede I’ve not blogged much lately but am trying to get back into the groove. So I’ll kick off with some interesting statistics from today’s SCMP.
The Stats come courtesy of Professor Mike McConville at Chinese University of Hong Kong, and are the result of a 12 year study of the mainland’s judicial system. McConville reviewed 1,144 criminal cases, monitored 227 trials and interviewed 88 judges (interesting choice of numbers! Must have been hoping for good luck)
So without further ado, here is some of his statistical analysis:

55% of defendents in the monitored cases were migrants.

In 95% of cases the wonderfully efficient mainland police pursuaded the defendents they were guilty and secured a confession.

The percentage of cases in which a defendents allegations of torture were investigated was 0%.

25% of defendents had no legal represetation.

Judges rejected an rather large number of defence witnesses, the figure was 100%.

The percentage of defendents in serious cases, tried and convicted in under two hours was 80%.

And last but by no means least, according to McConville, the conviction rate in monitored cases was a whopping 100%… Did some one say Wild West

Doncha just love empirical evidence…


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I got arrested a few months back

And I was guilty.

Ok, I’ll admit to a few minor brushes with the Polis over the years, what self respecting Scotsman could get to my advanced years without having a blemish or two, or in other words aforesaid minor brush with the law. I should also mention that some of my best mates in HK are coppers so I don’t subscribe to the “fascist bullyboy thug theories”, and in each case it’s been more a case of high jinks getting out of control, never violence or anything I would term serious. So what happened recently?

Every day I get the bus in Central outside the Hang Seng Bank Headquarters. And every day for months I’ve been subjected to a cacophony of strident Cantonese tones broadcast through a loudhailer – pre-recorded messages, repetitive, painful and incredibly irritating? Something to do with Lehman’s, you may have heard these people in various sites around Central banks. Suffice to say, this particular day, I was a tad annoyed and took it upon myself to silence the source of my discontent – there were two loudhailers in operation that day – unsynchronized – discordant – and fucking annoying! I picked the first one up; seeking the off button, the batteries fell out, result! I wandered over to the second one, picked it up, couldn’t find the off button, no batteries fell out, and it fell to the floor with some momentum – and broke. Result! I rejoined the bus queue, a few supportive smiles, lots of eyes cast downwards, while the two protestors screamed, shouted and proceeded to film me. In the end along come HK’s finest, to calm the situation down. I explained to the inspector in charge what had happened and that, yes I was the guilty party, and that I was willing to compensate the owner of the megaphone. I offered HK$1000, a more than reasonable sum, but the old bitch demanded HK$50,000, and insisted to the Inspector I was an agent provocateur sent by Hang Seng to disrupt her legitimate protest. Long Story short. Court, plead guilty, ask to be bound over. Verdict. Bound over (No criminal record) Compensation HK$150. 
I left with a wee smile, especially as the two protestors were also bound over.

Points to ponder. It is illegal in Hong Kong to use a megaphone in a public place, anyone can find this under “noise ordinance” on the HK government website. It is a known fact that all the protestors are surrogates for the real individuals who were investors, the surrogates were paid HK$200 a day. Lets leave aside the whole concept of caveat emptor in relation to a very small percentage of, mostly elderly individuals who were ripped off, for the rest, you were greedy and stupid and deserved everything you got – of course, being HK, you actually got your money back. Which brings me to the whole point of this rant. The arresting inspector told me, that they get complaints everyday but are not allowed to take action as the government does not want to be seen, supporting the banks against the grass roots – ergo – the government dictates to the police what is and what is not a crime. So next time you see a rather strange decision by the police to drop charges or let someone off with a warning – rest assured you are assured of government interference and if they interfere with the police, what are they doing with the courts?


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Ho Ho Ho…

No, not a late Santa joke.

Who would have thought that anything could have pushed Nancy Kissel into second place as the subject of Hong Kong gossip?

But then who could have seen the Stanley Ho story coming.  Who, in their right mind would try to rip off old Stan?  This is one serious old fella, with an  ’interesting’ history and an amazing number of  ’connections’ in Hong Kong, Macau and the Mainland.

One can only assume that the family members behind this attempted coup, thought the old boy wouldn’t last much longer and would probably die in Hospital after his stroke.  There is no other sane explanation.  And now Stan da’man, father to assorted children, Husband to 4 wives, will have his revenge, probably in this world and the next.


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The wrong book store

Sometimes you just know, you are not going to get the book you want!
Wrong book store


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Poverty? Not our concern

A good quote from SCMP yesterday: Duncan Abate, a committee member of the Hong Kong Federation of Employers says: ” It is not the role of bosses to reduce our growing poverty, but that of government.” He goes on to describe the new proposed minimum wage as ‘intrusive.’  And then the clincher, he has: “No idea” how to reduce poverty but is pretty certain it should not be done through higher wages!  Oh, if brains were dynamite, the noise of Abate’s brain exploding would scarcely elicit a ‘pop’.  I think he means the government should keep subsidising the lowest paid, with cheap housing and social assistance so employers can keep paying them twenty bucks an hour.

We’re not advocating the minimum wage here, we would prefer companies illustrate their oft quoted but essentially meaningless ‘social responsibility’, by paying a wage that an individual can live on.  Say maybe just HK$8000 per month?

All over the world economists and wealthy individuals are advocates for Adam Smith and his invisible hand, mistakenly using the argument to defend the positive morality to be had ‘pursuing our own self interest.’  However Smith was well aware that, in general, the interests of the merchant class were fundamentally opposed to those of the general mass of society and would in fact deceive, oppress and exploit society, if given the opportunity.

Welcome to Hong Kong.


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Jimmy Reid RIP

Yes. The previous post referred to a speech given by a Scottish Socialist.  The segment posted referred to a speech he gave at his inauguration as Rector of Glasgow University in 1971.  Reid was elected by students after successfully leading a work-in at Upper Clyde Shipyards and forced the government into an unprecedented climb down.  His speech was hailed by The New York Times, who printed it in full, as: ” The greatest speech since the Gettysburg address.”  ”A rat race is for rats,” Reid said in his speech. “We’re not rats. We’re human beings. Reject the insidious pressures in society that would blunt your critical faculties to all that is happening around you, that would caution silence in the face of injustice, lest you jeopardise your chances of self-promotion and self-advancement. This is how it starts and, before you know where you are, you’re a fully paid-up member of the rat pack. The price is too high. It entails the loss of your dignity and human spirit. Or as Christ puts it, ‘What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world and forfeits his soul?’

Full Rectorial addresss here

Obituary Here

I suppose my point in posting, was just to illustrate how things stay the same.  Everything he railed and rallied against in the ’70′s is equally, if not more relevant today, and could have been written yesterday by a erudite, concerned journalist in Hong Kong, if there was such a person.  Socialism failed, capitalism is king, but can we not have capitalism without the obscene greed and wealth gap?


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Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose

Apologies for the long delay.  But here goes.  You’d think the following was written just yesterday, or at least within this year, and was about Hong Kong… read on, and I’ll identify the who and when tomorrow…or google it!

‘Alienation is the precise and correctly applied word for describing the major social problem in [removed by me] today. People feel alienated by society. In some intellectual circles it is treated almost as a new phenomenon. It has, however, been with us for years. What I believe is true is that today it is more widespread, more pervasive than ever before. Let me right at the outset define what I mean by alienation. It is the cry of men who feel themselves the victims of blind economic forces beyond their control. It’s the frustration of ordinary people excluded from the processes of decision-making. The feeling of despair and hopelessness that pervades people who feel with justification that they have no real say in shaping or determining their own destinies.

Many may not have rationalised it. May not even understand, may not be able to articulate it. But they feel it. It therefore conditions and colours their social attitudes. Alienation expresses itself in different ways in different people. It is to be found in what our courts often describe as the criminal antisocial behaviour of a section of the community. It is expressed by those young people who want to opt out of society, by drop-outs, the so-called maladjusted, those who seek to escape permanently from the reality of society through intoxicants and narcotics. Of course, it would be wrong to say it was the sole reason for these things. But it is a much greater factor in all of them than is generally recognised.

Society and its prevailing sense of values leads to another form of alienation. It alienates some from humanity. It partially de-humanises some people, makes them insensitive, ruthless in their handling of fellow human beings, self-centred and grasping. The irony is, they are often considered normal and well-adjusted. It is my sincere contention that anyone who can be totally adjusted to our society is in greater need of psychiatric analysis and treatment than anyone else. They remind me of the character in the novel, Catch 22, the father of Major Major. He was a farmer in the American Mid-West. He hated suggestions for things like medi-care, social services, unemployment benefits or civil rights. He was, however, an enthusiast for the agricultural policies that paid farmers for not bringing their fields under cultivation. From the money he got for not growing alfalfa he bought more land in order not to grow alfalfa. He became rich. Pilgrims came from all over the state to sit at his feet and learn how to be a successful non-grower of alfalfa. His philosophy was simple. The poor didn’t work hard enough and so they were poor. He believed that the good Lord gave him two strong hands to grab as much as he could for himself. He is a comic figure. But think – have you not met his like here in [removed by me]? Here in [removed by me]? I have.


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The Canny Man Video

Check out our new Canny Man video… just for a laugh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyL4mObb8kA&feature=player_embedded


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A New Beginning

“An unleashed lust for wealth and power turned them into aggressors…society had evolved too many elites, all demanding excessive baubles, a culture wobbling under the weight of an excess of desire, nobility is expensive, non productive and parasitic, siphoning away too much of society’s energy in frivolous cravings…”

Close your eyes and you can imagine this quote referring to the excess of the super rich, those with mega yachts, private jets, Caribbean Islands etc etc.  Or it could refer to a decadent corpulent west gorging on Welfarism and trash TV.  A declining, increasingly illiterate society, who prefer the images of illusion over critical thought processes.

Open your eyes now.  It’s actually from a book called: “The World Without Us.”  I bought it on impulse. A misanthropic impulse of course.  I enjoyed it!  The author is referring to the decline of ancient cultures,  the  Mayans or the Easter Islanders.

Do you have to be a misanthropic pessimist, part Malthusian,  part Hobbesian, to see the parallel here, or did I just smoke too much at University?

I don’t know why, but the idea of a new beginning appeals to me, I know it appeals to most of us, fortunately, most of us don’t get a chance to exercise our impulse for clean slates.  Most religions are about a new beginning, as are  Fascism, Stalinism, Communism and dare I say it, James Lovelock, darling of the Green Terror.  I think it puts me in bad company.  Fortunately I only want to be like Greta Garbo… why won’t they all just leave me alone!


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The “Lying” Whisperers?????????

It’s a strange thing.  Every day, we are assaulted by the intimations of companies who would have us believe they are doing their utmost to be ‘friends of the environment.’ Whither HSBC, who stamp every piece of junk mail with some environmentally friendly logo, or SCMP, claiming to be environmentally friendly while offering me another piece of glossy crap advertising a new development that will transpose my living environment from Hong Kong to Monte Carlo… if only I’ll buy into their concept of what Monte Carlo living is like… but we know it’s all shite… and today it was perfectly illustrated to me.  There was a review in SCMP on Sunday for a book, I’m susceptible, they said it was a good book, I bought into it, and bought the book. It was “The Whisperers” by John Connelly.  It was shit, to me, but only because I dislike genre hopping.  If I buy a crime/detective novel, I want a crime/detective story… not a fucking ghost story, but that’s neither here, there, nor limbo.  What really got my attention was the following disclaimer:

” Hodder & Stoughton policy is to use papers that are natural, renewable and recyclable products and made from wood grown in sustainable forests.  The logging and manufacturing processes are expected to conform to the environmental regulations of the country of origin.”

Expected? EXPECTED? Ex-fucking-spected!!!!!!!! So there you go, thats simple.  Translated… “Yeah we know all you arseholes are concerned about the environment but we just print books, we have no intention of checking the provenance of our paper sources but our disclaimer makes us one  of the good guys. So up yours.”

Hodder on a moment Hodder & Stoughton… do you not have an obligation to check?  Wankers!


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